Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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