do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i dont even know how to be here
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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