What a fucking waste of an outfit
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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