I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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