I cockslap morals
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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