And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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