So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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