I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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