Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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