So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
