Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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