i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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