I hate your face
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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