i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
