I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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