i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Randomize
