once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We got so high we made milksteak
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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