You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
