I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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