I didn't shave. On purpose
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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