I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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