My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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