I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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