the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The power of my boobs compel you
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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