he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I need a hoe opinion
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