I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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