i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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