Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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