We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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