i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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