ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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