Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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