its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
