I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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