i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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