gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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