I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
