i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
don't judge my taste in strippers
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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