I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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