their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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