DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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