so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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