Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
