Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You're like the curious george of whores
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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