Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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