I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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