we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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