I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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