I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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