haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
