My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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