You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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