there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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