Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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