i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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