The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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